R: 0 / I: 0learning japanese
>be me>japanese learner>my 日本語 is very 上手>friends are massive weebs>they find out i'm learning>immediately start asking me to become their teacher and other dumb shit>"please say something in japanese!!! say onii-chan!!">just say フォークを食べなさい、お前はもっと忌々しいよ。>Literally means "Go eat a fork, you are annoying">they lose their shit over this>they basically think i'm a god now>I'm gonna have to come up with more bullshit to say to themany funny phrases i could say in japanese to these nut-brained idiots?