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learning japanese

>be me
>japanese learner
>my 日本語 is very 上手
>friends are massive weebs
>they find out i'm learning
>immediately start asking me to become their teacher and other dumb shit
>"please say something in japanese!!! say onii-chan!!"
>just say フォークを食べなさい、お前はもっと忌々しいよ。
>Literally means "Go eat a fork, you are annoying"
>they lose their shit over this
>they basically think i'm a god now
>I'm gonna have to come up with more bullshit to say to them

any funny phrases i could say in japanese to these nut-brained idiots?
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TFD

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